I've been absent from the gym and off the bike for the better part of 3 weeks. This is major. I've worked out most every day for the last few years, and didn't let much get in the way. Things have changed. Not for the worse, I just have to focus on getting running water and moving into our home. I'll get my fitness back after I can take a shower in the new home.
I've been having nightmares about the upstairs bathroom for the better part of two weeks. It's a beast.
I've had sleepless nights thinking about this shower. Let me go back to the beginning. Way, way back to the start of the project. We had a leaking claw foot tub with things growing off the side. We had a broken vent pipe patched with ¼” plywood. We had a roof dormer. We still have the dormer, but that’s about it from the old.
The broken vent pipe is hidden behind the tp dispenser |
The tub was removed before I could take a photo. This picture doesn't due it justice. Lots of water damage. Lots of funk. |
How did we get there? Well- to start Melissa and I had lots of hours on the internet searching for photos of bathrooms under a roof dormer. We also spent a month visiting all the open homes in the neighborhood for ideas. We found the “inspiration” photo and gave that to Andy. At that time the plan was for Andy and his crew to demo half of the bathroom, and then Melissa and I would blend in the remaining. On the first weekend I got busy with my hammer and demo’ed the remainder of the bathroom. This brought us to a clean slate. Time to put the toilet in the proper place and do it right. Andy framed in the wall where all seemed to align under the dormer leaving room for plumbing and maybe storage. Lots of little changes and other items eliminated the storage, but the idea was taking shape. Next was the drywall. This is the only place in the house where we had several “re-do’s”. The angles and the vision was difficult for seasoned tradesmen.
Last Monday I had the green light to start tiling. All the angles were as even as possible, and the beast was ready to be put to bed. The first step to finishing it all off was applying Thin Set and taping all seams. These numbers may not mean a lot to some, but to those experienced tile setters in the crowd; 100’+ of seam tape, 50lbs of thin set, and the better part of two days preping. To put it into perspective for the non-tiling reader, the downstairs bathroom required about 20’ of seam tape and maybe 10lbs of thin set. The thin set leveled some of the finicky corners and really sealed the shower up. Next- extra water proofing. The shower pan has a rubber liner extending 8” up the walls, but the shower seat needed something extra. Melissa and I opted to use a paint on substance that helps with cracking and waterproofed the seat. There should be no leaking in the shower.
To layout the walls I spent around 4 hours measuring and calculating how to get the most full rows of tile, and how to hide the remaining wall imperfections. The plan had gone from paper to the wall and it was time to tighten the belt and start laying tile.
We used the bottom row to level the playing field. A slight black band running around the base adding just a subtle accent, and perfect to accommodate all undulations of the shower pan. I’ve poured a lot of concrete, and not a single cubic yard was perfectly level. The finish we wanted required spacing of 1/16” and 100% level. If one wall was built 1/8 higher, it would show in the finish. Not what we wanted. I spent hours on my knees measuring fractions. It was something… I gotta say it was harder than I had ever imagined.
The “perfect” layout still left lots of small cuts and fractions of corners. There is just too many distances to get it all right. There were also some last minute decisions. The accent row tile had been on order for three weeks and haden’t arrived the day I started placing tile. After 10 plus hours I completey forgot about the accent row. Melissa and I wrapped up for the night around 9:30 and headed down the street for beer and food. About two sips into the first beer she gave me that look and said you know what we forgot. The mortar was still soft, and then was the time to deal with it. I finished my beer in 30’ish seconds and rushed back home. My perfect layout was done. I gave the wall a eyeball measure for where the accent row should be and removed two rows of tile. This meant a new accent row design and something to figure out later. Back to drink beer and dream about the possible solutions.
The sloped wall ended up not being the challenge I had figured. I spent several hours just laying out the first row to level up the subsequent rows. This may sound bad, but I didn’t mix any mortar this day so had nothing to rush for. The end was in sight and I just needed to slow down and do it right. This is one of those lessons learned. To successfully tile you need to slow down. As Andy stated, “tile really takes up the slake of everyone else”. If our bathroom was to built within 1/16” I had to measure twice. I had to toss mistakes and feel the adjacent tile for smoothness. This room, if done right, will stop potential buyers in their shoes.
I have spent more time in shower than I could in the next ten years of living in the house. It became a measure of how “handy” I really am, and how the rest of the house will be measured. As I write this that seems very dramatic. How can one room define a house? How can a bathroom be all that? Well- if the kitchen is a home run the bathroom couldn't be the loosing pitch. We wanted the extra touch to separate our house from the others. We have been to lots of open houses where all we remembered was the one crappy room. Not the room with little function, or seeming out of place, but the room where they tried something and it didn’t work. The room where we said “it could have been…” . Or the room where we wonder who in the hell did such a crap job. I’m glad to say so far this won’t be mumbled in our home. We don’t know when we plan to move, but it will happen before the shower has lost it’s shine. It will happen before my tools get rusty. And the new owner will love their bathroom.